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Cheat on You

from Chris Elliott by Chris Elliott

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Cheat on You 



I don't think it's funny.
You've been cheating on me, honey.
I've seen it happen, and I've had enough
,
So I'm gonna do something terrible to you.
That's why tonight I'm all dressed up.

I'm gonna cheat on you.
Cheat on you.
If you don't think it's fair, I don't really care.
When the tables turn, you’d better grab a chair.

I might call up an ex for some Tyrannosaurus Sex

And if that makes you cry, I'm glad.
If I find a floozy, I'll swim in her Jacuzzi.
Pardon me, I don't mean to brag

But I'm gonna cheat on you.
Cheat on you.

I'll handle it with grace as I rub it in your face

And call you in the morning from her place.

You can blame it all on Cupid.
Maybe he needs glasses, or maybe he's just stupid.
Love is for the dodos,
And I think you'll agree when I show you the photos.

When you cheated on me sweetie 

You gave me a freebie—
A one-way ticket to revenge.
Everybody has their limits.

All I need is fifteen minutes

And with some luck one of your best friends

To cheat on you.
Cheat on you.
If it's a ménage a tois

You're not invited, ha ha ha.
Baby, I still love you, na na na na na na na...


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from Chris Elliott, released February 1, 2017
By Christopher Thomas Elliott

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